just saw the words “did rasputin do something problematic, i thought he was just russias greatest love machine” and that is just an incredible, incredible sentence. i want you to imagine explaining that to an early 20th century russian citizen. just fantastic.
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what’s that noise.
sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other
i’m going to check
the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….
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a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk
this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed
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do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
you’re* it’s*
Btw.
I am a man.oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god
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The opposite of straight A’s is gay bees.
I know which I chose.
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